- Viva La Evolucion!
- God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?
- Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
- The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
- My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
- If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
- Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
- ALL Americans Are African Americans
- I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God
- How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
- Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
- Extraordinary Claims require Extraordinary Evidence
Allah - BigFoot - Zeus - Christ - The Holy Ghost
- Your intelligence is measured by those around you.
If you spend your days with idiots, you seal your own fate.
- Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
- The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
- If we were made in his image, then why aren't humans invisible too?
- JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself
- Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
- I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
- Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War
- Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
- Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
- When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
- You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing
- I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
- "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
- Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
- Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
- Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
- There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
- "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." God.
- God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
- I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
- People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have
Such Funny Beliefs
- Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
- My God's wee-wee is bigger than your God's wee-wee.
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