• Viva La Evolucion!

  • God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?

  • Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
    A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.

  • The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children

  • My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel

  • If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?

  • Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia

  • ALL Americans Are African Americans

  • I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God

  • How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?

  • Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
    A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.

  • Extraordinary Claims require Extraordinary Evidence
    Allah - BigFoot - Zeus - Christ - The Holy Ghost

  • Your intelligence is measured by those around you.
    If you spend your days with idiots, you seal your own fate.

  • Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex

  • The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative

  • If we were made in his image, then why aren't humans invisible too?

  • JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself

  • Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten

  • I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?

  • Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War

  • Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

  • Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers

  • When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!

  • You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing

  • I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.

  • "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987

  • Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole

  • Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry

  • Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.

  • There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings

  • "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." God.

  • God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.

  • I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist

  • People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs

  • Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!

  • My God's wee-wee is bigger than your God's wee-wee.

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