If you believe that your god is omnipotent and we are all his children and he offers his protection.... Why lock your house with deadbolts? Why do you buy alarms systems for your home? Why would you need computer passwords? Why do you install smoke alarms? Why would you ever buy a fire extinguisher? Why would you buy home insurance? Why buy firearms for protection? Why do you use seatbelts? Why would you wear a bicycle helmet when riding a bike/motorcycle? Why do you look both ways before crossing a street? Why do you put up security fences? Why do you take self-defense courses to protect yourself? Why do you lock your vehicles? Why are you afraid of walking in downtown Framingham at night? Why would you ever have to hire an attorney? Why wear protective clothing at any time for any reason? Why would ever build a storm shelter? Why would you carry pepper spray? Why would you need a safety deposit box? Why would you buy health insurance? Why would you ever need a doctor? Why would you take any medications? Why would you need chemotherapy? Why would you ever vaccinate your children? Why would you ever get a flu shot? Why would you ever have to make funeral arrangements for your own child? Why would you ever wear a condom? Why would any church ever need a lightning rod? I'll tell you why! Because you're all hypocritical pussies!

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