List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events Most comprehensive collection of apocalyptic prophecies A Brief History of the Apocalypse The end of the world again? Does anyone know which end-time this is? Does anyone care? Every generation for the last 2000 years believes they are living in the end times. They never seem to learn, nor do they ever get tired of being wrong. In a mere 13 years, it will be 2000 years. Aliens visit Earth. They come in peace and surprisingly , they speak English. Obviously, all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the Pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?" "You mean JC?", responds the alien. "Yeah, we know him! He's the greatest, isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok". Surprised, the pope follows up with: "He visits every year?! It's been over two millennia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!" The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?" The alien says "Yea, when he first visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates! Why? What did you guys do?"

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