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Easter is the time to celebrate the death and resurrection of
Jesus Christ, one of the three heads
of the imaginary Christian sky fairy.
Easter is when Christianity, celebrates the irony of a carpenter being nailed to a piece of wood and left to die. This grand celebration has been going on for about 1,980 years. Throughout history, this celebration has devolved into children looking for hidden chocolate eggs in some fields and no one really knows why, but the children are usually grateful.
On Easter day, the kids will say: Thanks for dying, Jesus, the candy's awesome.
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