After having a healthy sex life with as many as 11 wives, including the youngest, Aisha, age six

Mr. Mohammed, the pedophile, apparently flew off into Heaven on a winged horse that had the name Buraq.

It seems that Heaven not only has invisible magic bird people , it has gravity defying flying horses . I gotta get me one of them flying steeds. Come to think of it, one of those young wives might be useful.

Send comments to: hjw2001@gmail.com