After having a healthy sex life with as many as 11 wives, including the youngest, Aisha, age six

Mr. Mohammed, the pedophile, apparently flew off into Heaven on a winged horse that had the name Buraq.

It seems that Heaven not only has invisible magic bird people , it has gravity defying flying horses . I gotta get me one of them flying steeds. Come to think of it, one of those young wives might be useful.

At least Islam added wings to the horse that Mohammed used to get to heaven. In Christianity, angels (magic flying bird people) did have wings, but christian horses did not have wings.

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