Religious zealots would have us believe that god is omniscient (all knowing), but there are things that he could not know about unless he experienced it.


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  • Does god know what it's like to make hot monkey love to a hot monkey?

  • Does god know what it's like to have sex with a three year old girl with Downs Syndrone?

  • Does god know what it's like to to give a three year old boy a blow job?

  • Does god know what it's like to have anal sex with sheep, goats and camels?

  • Does god know what it's like to do cunnulingus on sheep, goats camels and elephants?

  • Does god know what it's like to eat live cat testicles?

  • Does god know the taste of live pig assholes?

  • Does god know what it's like to give an angel a blow job?

  • Does God know what it's like to have anal sex with the Devil?

  • Does God know what it's like to strap a car battery to some guy's nuts and shock his testicles over and over again?

  • Does God know what it's like to give a fourteen year old teenage boy some good oral sex? Of course!

Of course he knows. He is omniscient. He knows it all!


If god is omniscient, then why could he not forsee Eve eating from the tree of life, and having to kill everyone except Noah and his family. This idiot god gives us free will and kill us for using it. What a nice benevolent idiot god.

A being like God is not beholden to the Uncertainty Principle. He knows, and created, the position and velocity of every particle in the universe, as well as how they interact with each other.

Given this simple fact, he knew from the very beginning what the result of each and every action and reaction would be. In fact, he decided it. Call it destiny if you want, but there's no escaping it. There is no free will if there is a god.

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