I was perusing the Framingham Tab one day and noticed the Worship page and read the names of the houses of worship in Framingham and began to laugh hysterically taking note the names indicated such a pletora of stupid moronic beliefs in a big, one to three headed sky creature named Allah, Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah, God, the Holy Father, etc.....

Framingham is packed to the rafters with village idiots.

No one explains religion better than George Carlin.

Churches in Framingham
Name of church Denomination Address Phone Number Web site Assessed Value Square feet of Land Lead Moron
Armenian Church of the Holy Translators   38 Franklin Street 508-875-0868       Rev. Fr. Krikor Sabounjian
BaHa'i Faith, Community of Framingham     508-877-3306       Tom Wingate
Boston Taiwanese Church   15 Elm. St. 508-877-6030        
Celestial Church of Christ   390 Waverly Street 508-626-7699 faithparishchurch.org     Senior Evangelist Ofemus Oratokhai
Community of Saint Luke
Edwards Church
Catholic 39 Edwards Street contact@stlukema.com"        
Congregation Bais Chabad
Chabad House of Framingham
Jewish Orthodox 74 Joseph Road 508-877-5313       Rabbi Yakov Lazaros
Cornerstone Community Church              
Crossroads Community Church   1341 Edgell Road 508-877-7733       Pastor Bruce Hanlon
Edwards Church, UCC   39 Edwards Street 508-877-2050 Edwards Church, UCC     Pastor Rev, Deborah Clark
First Assembly of God of Framingham             Pastor Bob Baril
First Baptist Church in Framingham   1013 Worcester Road 508-872-1176       Pastor George Sinclair (interim)
Pastor Rev. Mindi Welton-Mitchell
First Church of Christ Scientist   887 Concord Street
971 Concord Street
508-872-0442       csrrfram@yahoo.com
First Church of Framingham   7 Middlesex Street 508-620-6755       Pastor Elder P.E. Brooks
First Parish (Unitarian Universalist)   24 Vernon Street 508-872-3111 First Parish (Unitarian Universalist)     Rev. Kathleen Hepler
First United Methodist Methodist 360 Water Street 508-877-2151 First United Methodist     Pastor Rev. J. Sandra Bonnette-Kim
Framingham Church of God in Christ Holiness/Pentecostal 36 Second Street 508-879-7236
      Rev. Dr. Bernard Reese, Pastor
Framingham Friends Meeting   841 Edmands Road 508-877-1261        
Grace Christian Center   214 Concord Street 508-755-8221       Pastor Edred A. Black
Grace Congregational United Church of Christ   76 Salem End Road 508-872-3342 Grace Congregational United Church of Christ     Pastor Rev. Bradford T. Watters
Grace House Church   20 Beech Street 508-270-7555 Grace House Church     Pastor Tim Horton
KFC (Kids for Christ)
Islamic Society of Framingham Muslim 66 South Street 508-879-3800 Islamic Society of Framingham      
Lutheran Church of Framingham Lutheran 720 Edgell Road 508-877-2550 Lutheran Church of Framingham     Pastor Rev. Leslie D. Scalon
The Meeting Place Church   63 Fountain Street, Suite 104 774-239-5578 meetingplacechurchag@gmail.com     Rev. Daniel J. Condon
New Bethel Baptist Church Baptist 11 Beech Street 857-237-7046       Minister Wanda Robertson-Chambers
Pastor Darwin Harris
New Jerusalem Baptist Church Baptist 10 Frederick Street 508-620-7177       Pastor Percy L. Garrett, Jr.
Plymouth Church Framingham United Church of Christ 87 Edgell Road 508-875-1364       Rev. Greg Morisse
Seventh-Day Adventist Church   252 Edgell Road 508-872-1518       Pastor Mitchell L. Henry
Sons of Mary Missionary Society   567 Salem End Road 508-879-6711        
South Middlesex Baptist Church Fundamental Baptist 86 Bridges Street Extension 508-879-6847 South Middlesex Baptist Church     Pastor Cal Fuller
Brian J. Horst
Spanish Seventh Day Adventist Church   305 Hollis Street 508-879-8090       Pastor Juan Borez
St. Andrews Episcopal Church Episcopalian 3 Maple Street 508-875-5095 St. Andrews Episcopal Church     Rector Rev. Julie A. Carson
St. Bridget's Roman Catholic 15 Wheeler Avenue 508-875-5959       Pastor Rev. Msgr. Francis V. Strahan
St. George's Church Roman Catholic 74 School Street 508-877-5130       Pastor Rev. John M. Rowan
St. Stephen Roman Catholic 251 Concord Street 508-875-4788       Father Paco, Franciso Anzoategui
St. Tarcisius Church Roman Catholic 562 Waverly Street 508-875-8623       Joseph Pranzo (booted out)
Temple Baptist Church Baptist 225 Maynard Road 508-620-1321       Pastor Daniel S. Buentello
Temple Beth Am Jewish 300 Pleasant Street 508-872-8300 Temple Beth Am     Rabbi Adam F. Miller
Cantor Jodi M. Schechtman
Temple Beth Sholom Jewish 50 Pamela Road 508-877-2540 Temple Beth Sholom     Rabbi Laurence Bazer
Church of the Nazarene at Edgebrook   115 Edgebrook Road (off Edgell) 508-877-1555 Church of the Nazarene at Edgebrook     Pastor Jim Murray
Assistant Pastor Joey Rivera
The Greater Framingham Community Church   44 Franklin Street 508-626-2118       Pastor Rev. J. Anthony Lloyd
Framingham Friends Quakers 841 Edmands Road 508-877-1261        
The Salvation Army   35 Concord Street 508-875-3341       Pastor Captains Walter
Lynnann Rivers
Vineyard Christian Fellowship Metrowest   Meets at 855 Worcester Road 508-875-6060       Pastor Greg Hopwood
Wesley United Methodist Church   80 Beacon Street 508-875-3850       Pastor Rev. Donald Hegeman
Zion Metrowest Church   342 Speen Street
Meets at the Courtyard by Marriot
        Senior Pastor Bishop Robert G. Brown
Administrative Pastor Rev. Benjamin K. Marshall, Sr.
What amazes me is that all of the parishioners have gone through most of their lives without evidence of the god they worship and they know that many generations before them have passed without evidence of their god, but they still flock to their churches every week, like zombies and feed the the clergy maggots with more money to perpetuate the stupidity.

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