I was perusing the Framingham Tab one day and noticed the Worship page and read the names of the houses of worship in Framingham and began to laugh hysterically taking note the names indicated such a pletora of stupid moronic beliefs in a big, one to three headed sky creature named Allah, Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah, God, the Holy Father, etc.....

Framingham is packed to the rafters with village idiots.

No one explains religion better than George Carlin.

Churches in Framingham
# Name of church Denomination Address Phone Number Web site Assessed Value Square feet of Land Lead Moron
1 Armenian Church of the Holy Translators   38 Franklin Street 508-875-0868       Rev. Fr. Krikor Sabounjian
2 BaHa'i Faith, Community of Framingham     508-877-3306       Tom Wingate
3 Boston Taiwanese Church   15 Elm. St. 508-877-6030        
4 Celestial Church of Christ   390 Waverly Street 508-626-7699 faithparishchurch.org     Senior Evangelist Ofemus Oratokhai
5 Community of Saint Luke
Edwards Church
Catholic 39 Edwards Street contact@stlukema.com"        
6 Congregation Bais Chabad
Chabad House of Framingham
Jewish Orthodox 74 Joseph Road 508-877-5313       Yakov Lazaros
7 Cornerstone Community Church              
8 Crossroads Community Church   1341 Edgell Road 508-877-7733       Pastor Bruce Hanlon
9 Edwards Church, UCC   39 Edwards Street 508-877-2050 Edwards Church, UCC     Pastor Rev, Deborah Clark
10 First Assembly of God of Framingham             Pastor Bob Baril
11 First Baptist Church in Framingham   1013 Worcester Road 508-872-1176       Pastor George Sinclair (interim)
Pastor Rev. Mindi Welton-Mitchell
12 First Church of Christ Scientist   887 Concord Street
971 Concord Street
508-872-0442       csrrfram@yahoo.com
13 First Church of Framingham   7 Middlesex Street 508-620-6755       Pastor Elder P.E. Brooks
14 First Parish (Unitarian Universalist)   24 Vernon Street 508-872-3111 First Parish (Unitarian Universalist)     Rev. Kathleen Hepler
15 First United Methodist Methodist 360 Water Street 508-877-2151 First United Methodist     Pastor Rev. J. Sandra Bonnette-Kim
16 Framingham Church of God in Christ Holiness/Pentecostal 36 Second Street 508-879-7236
      Rev. Dr. Bernard Reese, Pastor
17 Framingham Friends Meeting   841 Edmands Road 508-877-1261        
18 Grace Christian Center   214 Concord Street 508-755-8221       Pastor Edred A. Black
19 Grace Congregational United Church of Christ   76 Salem End Road 508-872-3342 Grace Congregational United Church of Christ     Pastor Rev. Bradford T. Watters
20 Grace House Church   20 Beech Street 508-270-7555 Grace House Church     Pastor Tim Horton
KFC (Kids for Christ)
21 Islamic Society of Framingham Muslim 66 South Street 508-879-3800 Islamic Society of Framingham      
22 Lutheran Church of Framingham Lutheran 720 Edgell Road 508-877-2550 Lutheran Church of Framingham     Pastor Rev. Leslie D. Scalon
23 The Meeting Place Church   63 Fountain Street, Suite 104 774-239-5578 meetingplacechurchag@gmail.com     Rev. Daniel J. Condon
24 New Bethel Baptist Church Baptist 11 Beech Street 857-237-7046       Minister Wanda Robertson-Chambers
Pastor Darwin Harris
25 New Jerusalem Baptist Church Baptist 10 Frederick Street 508-620-7177       Pastor Percy L. Garrett, Jr.
26 Plymouth Church Framingham United Church of Christ 87 Edgell Road 508-875-1364       Rev. Greg Morisse
27 Seventh-Day Adventist Church   252 Edgell Road 508-872-1518       Pastor Mitchell L. Henry
28 Sons of Mary Missionary Society   567 Salem End Road 508-879-6711        
29 South Middlesex Baptist Church Fundamental Baptist 86 Bridges Street Extension 508-879-6847 South Middlesex Baptist Church     Pastor Cal Fuller
Brian J. Horst
30 Spanish Seventh Day Adventist Church   305 Hollis Street 508-879-8090       Pastor Juan Borez
31 St. Andrews Episcopal Church Episcopalian 3 Maple Street 508-875-5095 St. Andrews Episcopal Church     Rector Rev. Julie A. Carson
32 St. Bridget's Roman Catholic 15 Wheeler Avenue 508-875-5959       Pastor Rev. Msgr. Francis V. Strahan
33 St. George's Church Roman Catholic 74 School Street 508-877-5130       Pastor Rev. John M. Rowan
34 St. Stephen Roman Catholic 251 Concord Street 508-875-4788       Father Paco, Franciso Anzoategui
35 St. Tarcisius Church Roman Catholic 562 Waverly Street 508-875-8623       Joseph Pranzo (booted out)
36 Temple Baptist Church Baptist 225 Maynard Road 508-620-1321       Pastor Daniel S. Buentello
37 Temple Beth Am Jewish 300 Pleasant Street 508-872-8300 Temple Beth Am     Rabbi Adam F. Miller
Cantor Jodi M. Schechtman
38 Temple Beth Sholom Jewish 50 Pamela Road 508-877-2540 Temple Beth Sholom     Rabbi Laurence Bazer
39 Church of the Nazarene at Edgebrook   115 Edgebrook Road (off Edgell) 508-877-1555 Church of the Nazarene at Edgebrook     Pastor Jim Murray
Assistant Pastor Joey Rivera
40 The Greater Framingham Community Church   44 Franklin Street 508-626-2118       Pastor Rev. J. Anthony Lloyd
41 Framingham Friends Quakers 841 Edmands Road 508-877-1261        
42 The Salvation Army   35 Concord Street 508-875-3341       Pastor Captains Walter
Lynnann Rivers
43 Vineyard Christian Fellowship Metrowest   Meets at 855 Worcester Road 508-875-6060       Pastor Greg Hopwood
44 Wesley United Methodist Church   80 Beacon Street 508-875-3850       Pastor Rev. Donald Hegeman
45 Zion Metrowest Church   342 Speen Street
Meets at the Courtyard by Marriot
        Senior Pastor Bishop Robert G. Brown
Administrative Pastor Rev. Benjamin K. Marshall, Sr.
What amazes me is that all of the parishioners have gone through most of their lives without evidence of the god they worship and they know that many generations before them have passed without evidence of their god, but they still flock to their churches every week, like zombies and feed the the clergy maggots with more money to perpetuate the stupidity.

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