In AD 325 in Nicea, Italy, some 300 christian leaders met at the request of
Emporor Constantine (whose mother was a christian). The concept of the
Holy Trinity came out of the Nicene Creed, Future meetings like
the Nicea meeting, called synods, established the birth (Christmas),
and death (Easter) of Jesus
The Nicene Creed is a classic example of the notion that the intelligence of any committee is inversely proportional to the number of members. Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheistic one can believe anything... just give him time to rationalize it.
The Holy Trinity is a hybrid god. One god with three heads, the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. This hybrid may have been concocted to attract the pagans who usually practiced polytheism.
The doctrine of the Holy Trinity is an attempt to compromise between polytheism and monotheism through the use of applied gibberish. It's not supposed to make sense, and this is by design. The Catholic term for things designed to make no sense is "divine mystery".
The Old Testament certainly did not mention a three headed God, but the christians regarded Jesus to be their Messiah and he was crucified and went to Heaven. If Jesus is part of God, who was running his matters in Heaven when he was on earth as a carpenter.
My personal view on this farce is that before the unholy trinity, there existed an unholy duality, the Father and the Holy Ghost. The Father dispatched the Holy Ghost to descend to Earth and rape the virgin Mary (don't worry, she never felt anything). Once born, Jesus becomes the third head in the Holy Trinity.
This is based on the laws of physics that any object cannot be in two places simultaneously.
I know many of you think this is a stretch, but what's your story.
Jesus was the illegitimate son of the Holy Ghost
The conception of Jesus to the virgin Mary is proof that sexual abstention is not 100% effective.
The concept of The Immaculate Conception became official catholic dogma in 1854 and means that the alleged virgin Mary herself was born without the stain of original sin. If she was born without sin, then her subsequent rape by the Holy Ghost had been planned for well over 20 years and was clearly premeditated.
Did Jesus ever have sex or did he die a virgin?
Catholics believe in the Holy Trinity and they are referred to as Trinitarians. Otherwise, you are a Unitarian (of sorts).
Almost any priest admits that the trinity are three separate entities that are also a single being. It's an intentional contradiction of logic that is supposed to be accepted on faith as there is no rationalization for it. Mystery of the Holy Trinity
Do we have one God in three parts, or three Gods in one. The Catholic Encyclopedia clears up the matter for us, in a masterpiece of theological close reasoning.
In the unity of the Godhead, there are three Persons, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, these Three persons being truly distinct one from another. Thus, in the words of the Athanasian Creed: 'the Father is God, the Son is God, and the Holy Spirit is God, and yet there are not three Gods but one God.'
Note that this confirms that if Jesus is God, than God clearly raped his own mother to give birth to himself.
I deny the holy spirit! Yes I do!
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